
Nardwuar: Is their any way to stop a Gwar show? Is their any way to stop a Gwar show?
Oderus Urungus: Yes. Don't go.
Tell me about your influences. Wendy O. Williams, how important is she?
I've been influenced by insulin.
Oderus, what are the similarities between Gwar
and pirates?
Parcheesi and four rows over on the Jeopardy
board.
Oderus, did Gwar once do a show with absolutely
no music, just acting it out?
Yes. I would do my interpretive mime. Would
you like to see it?
Yes please.
[Silence then sounds of a beating/struggle]
That was JonBenet.
Are there any challengers to Gwar at all, Oderus?
Yes. Marilyn Manson is obviously a very,
very powerful force. Limp Bizkit and Slipknot and Mudvayne. Oh my,
yes. We're in awe of their power.
Are you mad about the song "Gwar, what is it good
for? Absolutely nothing! Gwar!"
[sings] "Gwar! What is it good for, absolutely
nothing!"... and that's fine with me!
DOA sang that and also from Vancouver, Skinny
Puppy, Skinny Puppy!
You are the most annoying human I've ever
met! [Oderous then grabs Nardwuar by the neck]
Thank you Oderus, thank you I appreciate that.
Now, what was it like playing with Thor tonight?
Thor is a little heavier than he used to
be, but very, very, fun, funny... but he should get rid of the chick.
Oderus, golf. What are the perks of being in Gwar?
You play celebrity golf with Tommy Lee?
Aren't you interviewing any of them? [Points
to other bandmates]
Well okay, tell me which one I should talk to?
No, shut up. Just interview me, I'm the funny
one.
Oderus please tell me about the rest of Gwar,
the role-playing game. I wanna play with Gwar. Is there a role-playing
game?
No. There's no role-playing game or is there?
I don't know. Look at those guys over there looking at me like I'm
crazy. There's games, there's products, there's merchandise. Be
assured we sell millions of them and we never see a fucking penny.
I'm paid in crack.
Were you a spokesman for Circuit City Mr. Oderus
of Gwar?
Yes, yes. There's no level to the degree
of prostitution I will whore myself out to in order to continue
my existence as a fucked-up drunken piece of shit.
Oderus of Gwar, did Disney fake the moon landing?
Did they fake the moonlanding?
It's a fake. There isn't even a moon! Everyone
knows it's made out of cheese.
Oderus, why did you sink Atlantis? Why innocent
people?
Because I needed to usher in the era of the
railroad.
What exactly does the future hold for Gwar? What
does the future hold?
Pain, death, suffering, torment, uh, Ouiji
boards, uh flamingos, plate mail, flying 747s.
What about being in 30 Something that TV show, that was pretty good
eh Oderus?
Oh my God, what are you on anyway? 30, 40,
50, 70, 80, a million, who gives a shit?
Now which member of Gwar ate Jerry Springer?
I don't know the world maggot okay? I've got a show to do, could we fuckin' hurry this up and finish this shit?
Last question for you Oderus.
Thank you. [Oderus takes Nardwuar's hat and
puts it on his head]
You hate hair farmers. Gwar was formed as a reaction
to the hair farming bands right?
Well actually the hair farmers were using
way too much hairspray and the ozone there opened up and as a result
we were born, and as much as we hate them, we still love them.
So why did you have did you have Sebastian Bach
of a hair metal band in your video?
You said that was the last question! [Oderus
grabs Nardwuar's neck again... screaming ensues]
Ahh! Oh! Oh! Oh Oderus! Doot doola doot doo...
Doot doot! Bye Ca-nanananana-da!
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